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Illustrations by Sean Lewis:
The girl in the red shirt if me, 90% of the time someone decides to talk to me about Education Reform….
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
Yeah, I just laughed like Ernie from Sesame Street and then snorted.
what if he’s gay, I wonder…
(Source: pvpil)
On a Wine Tour with my mom to Chateau St. Croix for her birthday. This place was soo #bourgeois
I’d be lucky if someone actually CALLED me and asked to hang out.
This is going to be my summer, I’m afraid…
(Source: blazeberg)
Yesss.
I think, in a thousand years, Pakistan and Isreal will find a resolution, and this will be the new unsolvable conflict.
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Theists:
Here's our trick for convincing atheists that God exists, sound like fundamentalist idiots.
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Atheists:
Here's our trick for convincing theists that God doesn't exist, sound like arrogant pricks.
Retro Futurism
Sullen robots, I can’t get enough.
(Source: artissimo)
